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Saturday, 14 February 2015

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day

I came across this fantastic cartoon that appealed to me.

Don't forget to get down to B&Q for those zip ties and padlocks and such to create your own 50 shades of grey scene tonight lol The film would appear to be better than the book I have heard, as it was poorly written. One day I will read it and see if that's the case.

Emma x

Wednesday, 7 January 2015

The Bondage Workshop - Eve Ellis in a self bondage hogtie

I couldn't resist linking to another Eve Ellis self bondage clip.
Handcuffs and ropes this time but a hot little video to show you how to do a nice little rope and handcuff hogtie.

Play safe and happy bondage.

Emma x

Eve ellis in selfbondage - MyVideo

Thursday, 25 December 2014

Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas everyone.
Lets hope, as we come to the end of another year, that we actually see a little love and good will to mankind in the next.
Everyone seems to have lost the plot this year with terrorism and the Isis state in the Middle East, to a totally jumped up reason to invade the Crimea by the Russians. Not to mention the Ebola/homelessness/floods and natural disasters in the world.

Roll on 2015 and lets try not to bugger it up.

Emma x

Saturday, 20 December 2014

White Catsuit Bondage

Here are a few snaps of the last bondage session Peter photographed. We bought a nice white catsuit to enhance the black and white corset and added a bondage harness.
In my opinion. the Spreader bar and boots add a little extra to the pictures.
 Emma x

Saturday, 13 December 2014

Semen makes a girl happy . . .


Obviously this was written by a guy who likes his lady to go downstairs more often lol.
A New York University did a study about how happy us girls are after we have perform oral sex on a guy and swallow the evidence of his passion.

Seems we get a little Cock-tail (sorry for the pun) of happy boosting chemicals found in semen which include:
  • Cortisol – known to increase affection
  • Estrone and oxytone – which both elevate your mood
  • A hormone which releases thyrotropin, an anti-depressant
  • Melatonin – a sleep inducing agent
  • Serotonin – an anti-depressant
Just remember don't have unprotected sex unless you have a trusted partner and no means no if you are pressuring someone to do something they don't want to,

Emma x

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

"Mass Face Sitting Day" - 12th December 2014


Sorry I haven't been around much of late. After wanting to take time off after finishing the job from hell, I seem to have walked into another one almost at once. Yep supper accountant that I am, I have already proved they need to write a massive profit back to the P&L of GBP 150,000. Should have asked for commission. By next week I am hoping to find £300k

So back to the fun stuff.

This Friday is "Mass Face Sitting Day" at the Houses of Parliament in London (UK) as a protest at Porn censorship. Yep it appears to be a real event! The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 banned a number of legal acts from UK pornography including spanking, female ejaculation and humiliation on 1 December on the grounds they could be dangerous and might encourage home ‘re-enactments’.

So it appears you cant watch slap and tickle anymore just in case you try it at home and tickle someone to hard they don't enjoy it. Trying to make a Chick squirt may be a health and safety no no now, in case she squirts on a power point and blows herself up!

What is the world coming to?

It now seems that the yoof of the day wont be able to watch porn online soon to see how to really have sex with someone. Not that they will do that, as kids these days only have boyfriends and girlfriends in virtual reality form. 900 Facebook friends and not one they really know or see in real life lol.

They can only talk text speak which to old farts like me and Peter, doesn't make much sense, so we wouldn't try to converse with them anyway.

So back to the "Face Sitting Protest Day". If I am sitting on someone's face, would it be bad manners to wriggle about a lot? If you have a ten inch tongue then email me!

Have a look at the article and let me know what you think.

Happy Bondage
Emma x

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

The Kitchen Safe - keysafe for bondage . . .

Howdy out there in Bondageland.

Now for those of us that play naughty bondage games with handcuffs, padlocks and the like, it always leads to the realisation that if we leave the keys in reach, we can so easily get free. I know this frustrates me a hell of a lot.

So then we challenge ourselves by using ice releases or post keys to ourselves. This leads to you having puddles over the floor or keys being late in the post.

So what else is there to do?

Well short of burying the key in the garden and I am sure some of you may have tried that lol, how does one keep the keys out of reach and secured for the time you want to be trussed up?

Well one solution is a USD 50.00 kitchen safe, 6 inches by six inches by seven inches.
This allows you to put your bondage keys into it for a time duration of one minutes, up to ten days. 
There is no override, and if the batteries wear out the timer still counts down and will release the lid even though the digital panel will no longer allow you to view the time.

When not used for kinky stuff, just put money or other bits and pieces into it for safe keeping.


I think this is a pretty cool idea, so if anyone actually uses one, drop me a line in confidence and let me know how it works out in your kinky pastimes.
Happy bondage.
Emma x


Sunday, 19 October 2014

Time off time - yipee

Hello to all you bondage lovelies out there in Bondageland.

Finally had enough of the job and all the negativity the firm in question has to its staff.
I jacked it all in, much to the surprise of all the workers there who loved to ask the questions about who what where when how and why!

When I left it was quoted to me I was outstanding. Now why cant an employer loose the negativity geared to company policy, making the staff feel crap and rubbish, just so they don't have to provide pay rises or bonuses.

Now I know we are half in and half out of this recession and economics dictate what's happening. But to have your manager diss you on and off, for three years, and yet at the end to quote that, is a bloody joke. Now they will replace me with two people (I already know that they already have). Not only has that cost more money, splitting my job was long over due. If anyone was a good manager, they would have known they were pushing all the staff in the office until the pips squeaked by loading up everyone with so much work everyone was going home at 8pm every day. That's rubbish management of resources. They will have some one to cover now which they haven't had for 25 years. Yep when you go on holiday all the stuff is exactly the same as before you left with your suppliers and staff shouting at you where's my money! Feels like you shouldn't have holidays, it was that bad.

All jobs are important and I believe I work for pride rather than the money otherwise I would have been some ball breaking bitch in some management role or other. There are plenty of people who are in management, but really are so introverted and unapproachable they are just jokes.

Anyway that's the rant over.

I have some kinky ideas to be tied and gagged to which I cant wait to try out very shortly.

Peter and I can now see more of each other and I will be getting back to some cooking and the house will be cleaned a bit better too. Now for all you bondage guys and gals saying that's so boring lol, it is. That's why I am ordering a little Fifi the French maid outfit, which will allow me to dress the part in handcuffs and ankle cuffs while I do the dusting and the vacuuming.

Maybe I should hire myself out lol

Emma x.